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M   E   N   U

 

  

 

I'M ECSTATIC TO BE ON
ADVENTURE TIME

I DO THE VOICE OF A STRANGE CREATURE

 

EMO & Teller?
At a reddish carpet premiere; see what we saw

 

HEAR ME CHANNEL
EINSTEIN

 

Emo Philips, emo music: what the . . . ?

 

MY COLESLAW RECIPE

 

 


My videos are
"safe for work"
 
so enjoy, all you roofers, surgeons, pilots . . .

Golden Gate Bridge Money for College Quite Handy with the Ladies
 
Emo Philips jokes quotes gags birthdays Emo Philips jokes childhood quotes: Emo Philips jokes religion
UHF (with rescued footage) Childhood Religion
 

 

EARLIEST EMO ('83!)
E V E R

I INVITE YOU TO
SAMPLE
6.374% OF MY CD

i'M aLso oN
iTunes

I am honored that this poster by Rick Altergott, which warned the Los Angeles public of a series of shows I performed in '07 at the Steve Allen Theatre, is now on permanent display there. Please click it if you want to see it bigger and don't live in L.A. and have already tried putting your face to the computer screen.

MY DEBUT ON @MIDNIGHT
(SADLY, LIKE GLOBAL WARMING DENIAL, IT ONLY PLAYS IN THE UNITED STATES)

If you need to master Italian (perhaps to work at Olive Garden), what better way than to view my videos subtitled into that romantic tongue?

CLICK EITHER O' ME TO READ MY INTERVIEW WITH MYSELF



UPDATE: WE ARE NOW PERUSABLE IN ITALIAN