THANK YOU FOR SEEKING MY BIO. I REALIZE THAT BIOS ARE IMPORTANT (AS THE SAYING GOES, SHOW BUSINESS IS TWO WORDS) AND I AM VERY HAPPY -- AND VERY FLATTERED -- THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ MINE.

H O W E V E R . . .

MY PUBLICIST IS AMISH, AND HE FEELS VERY STRONGLY THAT, WHILE CAREER ACHIEVEMENTS -- IF GAINED THROUGH HONEST TOIL -- ARE ADMIRABLE, TO THEN "TRUMPET THEM TO THE WORLD IN VAINGLORIOUS BOASTING" MAKES A CERTAIN SOMEONE IN HEAVEN (WHOSE NAME YOU WOULD INSTANTLY RECOGNIZE) WEEP.

SINCE EZEKIEL IS A WONDERFUL PUBLICIST IN EVERY OTHER RESPECT -- HONEST, HARD-WORKING, BLESSED WITH AN ASTOUNDING ABILITY TO "THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX" -- I HAVE MET HIM HALF-WAY: I HAVE BANISHED MY BIO FROM THIS, MY REGULAR WEBSITE, AND HAVE SEQUESTERED IT SOLELY ON MY INDUSTRY WEBSITE, HERE.

GRATEFUL TO YOU FOR HELPING ME KEEP THE PEACE IN THIS DELICATE MATTER,
I REMAIN,
YOUR QUIVERING BUT DEPENDABLE FLESH BRIDGE 'TWIXT THE SACRED AND THE PROFANE,
EMO PHILIPS