I'm wearing 4 hats in February

My stand-up hat: Atlanta, GA
My improv hat: Carrboro, NC
My sketch hat: Hollywood, CA
My clarinet hat: Culver City, CA


Warning: 3 hats are metaphorical 



Why risk unintentionally
 missing me when I play your city?


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So enjoy, all you roofers,
surgeons, pilots . . . 

emo philips golden gate bridge
Religion Psychiatry   Sawing

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Emo Philips looking into a mirror
my interview
with myself