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WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE WEBSITE VIA I-TUNES
TO PROVIDE THE VOICE OF DOOPER IN SLACKER CATS
I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY PLUMBING ITS DEPTHS
-- EMO PHILIPS,
COMEDIAN & MAMMAL
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AUDIO NEWS: MY CD CAN NOW BE PLUCKED STRAIGHT FROM THE ETHER
ANIMATION NEWS: I'VE GOTTEN IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER INSANE HOMELESS CAT... 
(NEW EPISODES AIR JANUARY 19 ON ABC FAMILY)
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BROTHERS AND SISTERS
IN
EMO-PHILIA
