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Emo Philips Live at the
Hasty Pudding Theatre
My two "hit" comedy LP's from the 80's, which later became quite scarce thanks to that whole skeet-shooting craze, are now available on just one extremely easy-to-burn CD.
There is zero profanity, so you can enjoy it near children you're employing.
The shiny side can be used to annoy pilots.
And the very special, ridiculously low price, for over an hour and twenty minutes of pure Emo-Philia, is only -- are you sitting down? -- $9.98!
If you are near a computer, you can learn more about it -- or initiate the very seizing process itself -- simply by gingerly clicking here.
Please note: As a special service to those of you who are tangibly-impaired, my CD can also be obtained -- either whole or in crudely broken pieces -- off of your favorite cyber-merchant, such as I-Tunes or Amazon.
(If you do decide to go the digital route, please kindly be aware that there is a musical ditty titled "Emo Philips" by a group called Arrah and the Ferns. While I am sure it is an admirable work in every respect, it is not, however, something I can point to as part of my oeuvre.)
