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Emo Philips Live at the
Hasty Pudding Theatre
My two "hit" comedy LP's from the 80's, which later became quite scarce thanks to that whole skeet-shooting craze, are now available on just one easy-to-burn CD.
There is zero profanity, so you can enjoy it within the tender earshot of little ones you're employing.
And the very special, ridiculously low price, for over an hour and twenty minutes of pure Emo-Philia, is only -- are you sitting down? -- $9.98!
If you are near a computer, you can learn more about it -- or initiate the very seizing process itself -- simply by gingerly clicking here.
Alternative Option: If, like me, you are terrified of accidentally glimpsing yourself in a CD's shiny side, you can now pluck my comedic musings straight from the ether by downloading them off your favorite cyber-merchant, such as I-Tunes or the Amazon MP3 store.
(If you do decide to go the digital route, please kindly be aware that there is a ditty in the rock genre titled "Emo Philips" by a group called Arrah and the Ferns. While I am sure it is an admirable work in every respect, it is not, however, something I can point to as part of my oeuvre.)