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Emo Philips Live at the
Hasty Pudding Theatre
My two "hit" comedy LP's from the 80's, which in the 90's became quite scarce thanks to that whole skeet-shooting craze, are now available on just one extremely easy-to-burn CD. O'er 1.347 hours of pure Emo-philia... for only -- are you sitting down? -- $9.98.
(Please note that it contains no profanity... so you can play it around children you've hired.)
If you're near a computer, you can click here either to seize it, or, if you're still on the fence, to enjoy -- absolutely free -- the eighteen track titles.
If you are an early riser, you can also order it by phone between 9 AM and 2:30 PM Eastern time at 1-888-359-1111.
The shipping cost, for one, two, three or four, is $4.97 within these United States, $10.50 to our friendly neighbor to the north, and $12.50 to anywhere else on this ineffably astounding orb.
Of course, digital downloads are the wave of the present. If you find the whole tangibility thing so pre-second-half-of-the-first-decade-of-the-third-millennium, you can pluck me ethereally from your favorite cyber-merchant, such as I-Tunes or the Amazon (E)MP3-orium.
(If you do decide to download, you might spot, as one of the offerings, a ditty titled "Emo Philips" by Arrah and the Ferns. While I am sure it is an admirable work in every respect, it is not, however, something I can point to as part of my oeuvre.)
