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October 27 - 30, 2009
Helium Comedy Club
2031 Sansom Street (at the corner of Sansom & 20th)
Philadephia , PA 19103
(215) 496-9001
Shows: Wednesday through Saturday at 8 PM
(with additional shows Friday & Saturday at 10:30 PM.)
Which Show will be Funniest: Hard to know at this point.
You can get two-for-one tickets
if you phone the number above
and say the special secret phrase,
"I'm requesting two-for-one tickets."
Hoping you can catch at least one of my performances,
I remain,
Your eternal slave to mirth-purveying,
Emo Philips
PS If you have already bought tickets for the full price,
please come up to me after the show,
and I will try to make it up to you somehow.
PPS I'd love to say hi to you anyway after the show.
I will get the security guard drunk to make it easier for you to sneak past him.
(with additional shows Friday & Saturday at 10:30 PM.)
Which Show will be Funniest: Hard to know at this point.
You can get two-for-one tickets
if you phone the number above
and say the special secret phrase,
"I'm requesting two-for-one tickets."
Hoping you can catch at least one of my performances,
I remain,
Your eternal slave to mirth-purveying,
Emo Philips
PS If you have already bought tickets for the full price,
please come up to me after the show,
and I will try to make it up to you somehow.
PPS I'd love to say hi to you anyway after the show.
I will get the security guard drunk to make it easier for you to sneak past him.
