Saturday, April 01, 2017
Stoughton Opera House
381 E. Main Street
Stoughton, Wisconsin 53589
I humbly exhort you to witness my act in this historic & non-haunted (I'm pretty sure) theater. All-ages!
Stoughton is a historic & non-haunted (I'm pretty sure) town 14 miles southeast (as the non-distracted crow flies) of Madison. You can see why this theater is its pride & joy:
I love playing comedy clubs, but there is something magical about performing in a vintage theater -- especially one as exquisite and as lovingly restored as this one. Plus I can do things in a theater that I cannot do in a comedy club -- you'll see. Also, since all ages can be admitted, this show will have a slightly different atmosphere (not haunted; who said haunted? did I say haunted? nobody said haunted). For instance, I never swear -- but this evening, you will be able to rest assured that no one else will either. If you do hear swearing, it'll be from the ghost. If there is one. (You didn't hear it from me.)