I finally have merchandise!

(Not counting, of course, my compacted disc,
which has been available to you all along,
in a "single set of footprints" kind of way.)

 

 

 

 

All profits from these shirts, and from this mug 
(which I'm afraid you'll have to view here, because, for some reason, 
its image is too slippery to grab -- unlike the mug itself, I hope)
 trickle to the selfless worthies at Comedy Subs, who labor tirelessly to subtitle, 
into Italian, the routines of non-Italian comedians, 
 as well as Italian comedians who mumble.

 

Here's what's on the shirt:
When I was a child, I had a very close relationship with this other kid.
I was his imaginary friend.

 

Here's what's on the mug:
I'm no good in the morning until I've had that first piping hot pot of coffee.
Oh, I've tried other enemas, but  . . .
 

I hope to have others up and running soon.
 

Please kindly note that if you see anything else for sale, anyplace anywhere,
that has a joke of mine on it  -- credited or not -- I have no connection to it at all;
someone has been very naughty.