(Not counting, of course, my compacted disc, which has been available to you all along, in a "single set of footprints" kind of way.)
All profits
from these shirts, and from this mug (which I'm afraid you'll have to view here, because, for some reason, its image is too slippery to grab -- unlike the mug itself, I hope) trickle to the selfless worthies at Comedy Subs, who labor tirelessly to subtitle, into Italian, the routines of non-Italian comedians, as well as Italian comedians who mumble.

I beg you to please kindly note that if you ever spot anything else for sale, anyplace anywhere, that has a joke of mine on it (credited or not), I have no connection to it at all; someone has been very naughty.