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Emo Philips Live at the Hasty Pudding Theatre

My two "hit" long-playing comedy albums from the 80’s, which in the 90’s became quite scarce thanks to that whole skeet-shooting craze, are now available on just one easy-to-burn CD.

O’er 1.347 hours of pure Emo-philia… for only -- are you sitting down? -- $9.98.

(Please note that there's no profanity, except when you try to unwrap it.)

If you’re near a computer, you can click here to enjoy—absolutely free—the eighteen track titles. 

(Or you can just go ahead and order it, if the spirit has already seized you.) 

If you are an early riser, you can also procure it by phone, between 9 AM and 2:30 PM Eastern time, at 1-888-359-1111.

Just  to prepare you, the shipping cost -- for one, two, three or four -- is $4.97 within these United States, $11.25 to our friendly neighbor to the north, and $13.50 to anyplace else on this ineffably astounding orb. I know those shipping costs sound high, but they are, in truth, within whispering distance of the actual postage; please do not suspect, for an instant, that perceptible coin is being pocketed from that obscure realm; in fact, you can buy my CD with the complete, happy assurance that hardly any money is being made from it, by anyone anywhere, at all. 

Please click here to sample the entire second track. (If you don't buy my CD afterward, I respectfully request that you do the honest thing and have your brain erased.) 

Enjoy!