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My scene, as never seen on the silver screen 

Cinemax Comedy Experiment, 1985

This is arguably my most famous routine. If you've heard any or all of it before -- from another source -- then I humbly exhort you to check if that other source pre-dates 1987,  the year this aired on HBO (for an extra two-year margin of safety, I beg you to note that this routine is also on my 1985 LP, E=MO²). 

Emo Philips live at the Hasty Pudding Theater, 1987 

    From my HBO special at the Hasty Pudding Theater  

Cinemax Comedy Experiment, 1985

Arsenio Hall Show, 1990 or 1991

Arsenio Hall Show, 1990 or 1991

Arsenio Hall Show, 1990 or 1991

Arsenio Hall Show, 1990 or 1991

From my HBO special at the Hasty Pudding Theater

This is an eight-minute silent film from 1989. It was directed by Greg Glienna, who went on two years later to write, direct and star in a feature film titled Meet the Parents, which was later remade by Universal.