I am very excited, this February, to be wearing four different hats:
my stand-up hat, in Atlanta, GA;  
my improv hat, in Carrboro, NC;
my sketch hat, in Hollywood, CA;
and my clarinet hat, in Culver City, CA



(Warning: some hats may be metaphorical)  



Why risk unintentionally missing me
 when I play your city?


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