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HISTORY BLUFFS!
I theorize that 54 minutes will seem like a single second
as you hear me improvise as Albert Einstein
(with zero warning that I would be he).
Before I take the stage, Ryan Singer masterfully (insert present tense wrestling verb here)
the audience as Andre the Giant.
 

  

ON THE SUBJECT OF PODCASTS, I HUMBLY EXHORT YOU TO
VIEW A PLEASANT YOUTUBE EXCERPT OF THE ONE I DID WITH PENN JILLETTE

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EMO & Teller?

At a reddish carpet premiere; see what we saw 

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