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I'M COMING TO

LOS ANGELES
CEDAR RAPIDS
DUBUQUE
LOS ANGELES

SANTA BARBARA
BOSTON

  I'LL POST MY HOTEL DETAILS THE INSTANT I LEARN THEM

IF YOU DON'T SPOT YOUR CITY,
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I'D WALK A MILE FOR A CAMEO!
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HISTORY BLUFFS!
I theorize that 54 minutes will seem like a single second
as you hear me improvise as Albert Einstein
(with zero warning that I would be he).
Ryan Singer masterfully (insert present tense wrestling verb here) the audience as Andre the Giant before me. 

 

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